Apr 30

Stumble!

test

This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so we post it here.

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

written by Pinewood Design \\ tags: , , , , ,


8 Responses to “Russian Army Test”

  1. 1. retinal Says:

    Important info and thanks for posting. Adding your blog to my rss feeder. Rainey

  2. 2. tyrone Says:

    I just have to say this was potentially one of the most effective blurbs I have come across on the topic so far. I don’t know where you get all of your info but I am impressed! I’m gunna send a few folks to this site to read this. Fantastic, just plain fantastic. I’m just getting into crafting articles myself, nothing remotely close to your writing skills (doh) but I would love for you to take my articles someday! bowfelx series 7 treadmill

  3. 3. jeremy Says:

    This is a color blind test; what this supposed to be some sort of a Russian joke? If you type “color blind test” into google, and then look at some of the images that come up, you can find these tests. They are Ishihara color blind tests.

  4. 4. gabriel Says:

    i’m gay and i can’t see number 5! really!!!

  5. 5. jay Says:

    it’s got to be a joke. There really isn’t a number in #5!

  6. 6. mastermind Says:

    When I saw this test, #5 have distrubed me for two reasons: I have very high IQ to recognize very complicated patterns and puzzles; and two, I know that I am somewhat a homophobic from childhood (eg 100% straight, no offense to homosexual readers). After a closer look, I quickly found a problem. If you tilt your head 90 deg to the right, you’ll see number six, if you tilt your head 90 deg to the left you’ll see number nine. If you still can’t see it, maybe it’s true what they say… Human brain recognizes rotated objects differently from straight up, but that’s for different blog. I think it is really unfair to make people beleive that they are latent homosexuals with cheap tricks like this.

  7. 7. Seth Says:

    something is very wrong with #5 because i no im not gay bc i had many many gf in the past and im not attrated to guys, but there is no # in there

  8. 8. SomeDude Says:

    Yep, there’s definitely a number in circle 5.
    It’s 18.
    Can’t you see it?

    ROFLMFAO

Leave a Reply

*

Clicky Web Analytics