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Aug 26

JUBILANT Brits Down Under yesterday saluted The Sun’s revenge on the cocky Aussies — who came only sixth in the Olympics to our fourth.

Expat Ceri Nicholls was thrilled to see our van in Sydney with its slogan: “Where the bloody hell were you?” 

She declared: “I loved it — just to rub their noses in it.” Alan Heath said: “They don’t like it up ’em! Well done.”

CUBA’S ailing ex-dictator Fidel Castro, 82, accused “mafia” judges of taking bribes after his country won just two gold medals.

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May 29


From The Sun


Tasteless … tacky bathroom with David model and swan taps

GAUDY help us! Summer’s almost here so it must be time to unveil . . . the house that taste forgot.

Yep, love it or loathe it, the endless TV marathon/drivel (delete where applicable) that is Big Brother returns to our screens on June 5.

And a first glimpse at the new set proves that all that glitters definitely isn’t gold.

The garish, bling-ridden bathroom looks like the place Liberace went to die.

Festooned with gilded swan taps, flowers, champagne bottles and a bronze cast of Michaelangelo’s David, the entire room is done up with a marble effect last seen in Dorian’s Chigwell home in Birds Of A Feather.


david statue


Golden swan tap

What I can say? HORRIBLE!!!
Eyes-spy … new entrance for BB9


House arrest … cell-like rooms

The housemates will get another shock when they see the shared bedroom, which looks more like an Eastern Bloc jail cell.

It has “locker” walls and eight beds shared between 12 housemates, each kitted out with scratchy wool blankets.

With any luck the grime-glitz contrast will drive inmates mad within days.

In another twist, show bosses have built the bathroom next to the lounge.

A source tells us: “There’s a huge window between the bathroom and the lounge, so you’ll be able to see everyone. It’s going to be highly pervy.”

The finalists were picked late last week.


Dip-sticks … pool in the garden


Fun in the sun … garden


smoking area


Bleak bedroom … ’locker’ walls and scratchy blankets


Dinner’s red-dy … cooking area


kitchen


GruBB’s up … dining table


living room

Related Post:
In pictures: Big Brother 9 contestants enter the house
In pictures: Meet the Big Brother 9 housemates
BIG BROTHER 9 start date confirmed: 5th June
UK Big Brother 9 mad House Unveiled
Who’ll be sitting in this BB9 Diary Room chair?

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